Fishing boat owners really used their imaginations with these funny and often inappropriate boat names.
Enjoy this gallery of puns, jokes and lewd double entrendres that we’ve put together of well named boats.
1. Meth-od to the their madness: Breaking Bass
We’re big fans of the show, so hats off to the boat owner for this one.
2. Fish Not Found
There’s nothing worse than being skunked. At least this boat owner has kept their sense of humor about tough fishing conditions.
3. Doggone it, that’s funny: Pugboat
Look at these salty sea dogs!
4. Upside Down: Uh Oh!
Clever from a yachtie with a sense of humor who’s not afraid to capsize.
5. Black Humor: Unsinkable II
Haha, very good.
6. Don’t Try to Hide It: Dirty Money
This one is real gangsta!
7. Pun Times: Pier Pressure
A nice little play on words.
8.Drinking Games: Cirrhosis of the River
Fair chance you could find a drink aboard this vessel.
9. Boozey Boaters: Aquaholic
Same here!
10. Size Matters: My Big Deck
Fair bit of confidence!
11. The Big Boss: Codfather
Nice one!
12. Naughty but Nice: Reel Nauti
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13. Say it Out Loud: Dijabringabeeralong
You’re making me thirsty!
14. A Handy One: Master Baiter
Works both ways!
15. Reel Therapy
Yep, the ocean beats a shrink for most of us.
16. Booty Call: Surrender the Booty
Arggghh you pirate!
17. Horny Hooker
Nice one!
18. Regrets, I’ve Had A Few
I’d love to be this guy’s divorce attorney.
19. Naughty: Boobie Bouncer
Well, when you hit those waves.
20. I Didn’t Choose the Tug Life
Love it!
21. Wet Dreams Indeed
Maybe his wet dreams became a nightmare as this one’s for sale
22. Fair Trade: She Got the House
Another one flagging the lighter side of divorce.
23.Does What It Says on the Tin: Righteous Bikini Babe Express
Plenty of room for sunbathers.
24. Urghh: Full of Seamen
Nasty!
25. No Money Wasted
A real party boat.
