25 Of The Nautiest Fishing Boat Names Out There

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Fishing boat owners really used their imaginations with these funny and often inappropriate boat names.

Enjoy this gallery of puns, jokes and lewd double entrendres that we’ve put together of well named boats.

1. Meth-od to the their madness: Breaking Bass

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We’re big fans of the show, so hats off to the boat owner for this one.

2. Fish Not Found

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There’s nothing worse than being skunked. At least this boat owner has kept their sense of humor about tough fishing conditions.

3. Doggone it, that’s funny: Pugboat

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Look at these salty sea dogs!

4. Upside Down: Uh Oh!

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Clever from a yachtie with a sense of humor who’s not afraid to capsize.

5. Black Humor: Unsinkable II

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Haha, very good.

6. Don’t Try to Hide It: Dirty Money

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This one is real gangsta!

7. Pun Times: Pier Pressure


A nice little play on words.

8.Drinking Games: Cirrhosis of the River

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Fair chance you could find a drink aboard this vessel.

9. Boozey Boaters: Aquaholic

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Same here!

10. Size Matters: My Big Deck

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Fair bit of confidence!

11. The Big Boss: Codfather

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Nice one!

12. Naughty but Nice: Reel Nauti

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13. Say it Out Loud: Dijabringabeeralong

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You’re making me thirsty!

14. A Handy One: Master Baiter

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Works both ways!

15. Reel Therapy

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Yep, the ocean beats a shrink for most of us.

16. Booty Call: Surrender the Booty

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Arggghh you pirate!

17. Horny Hooker

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Nice one!

18. Regrets, I’ve Had A Few

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I’d love to be this guy’s divorce attorney.

19. Naughty: Boobie Bouncer

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Well, when you hit those waves.

20. I Didn’t Choose the Tug Life

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Love it!

21. Wet Dreams Indeed

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Maybe his wet dreams became a nightmare as this one’s for sale

22. Fair Trade: She Got the House

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Another one flagging the lighter side of divorce.

23.Does What It Says on the Tin: Righteous Bikini Babe Express

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Plenty of room for sunbathers.

24. Urghh: Full of Seamen

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25. No Money Wasted


A real party boat.

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Rick Wallace is a passionate angler and fly fisher whose work has appeared in fishing publications including FlyLife. He's appeared in fishing movies, founded a successful fishing site and spends every spare moment on the water. He's into kayak fishing, ultralight lure fishing and pretty much any other kind of fishing out there.
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